What We Forgive Too Freely Doesn't Stay

Whether Or Not You Love Television, You've Got To Admit That It Certainly Loves Itself.

We Can Never Understand Other People's Motives, Nor Their Furniture.

I Wish I'd Said It First, And I Don't Even Know Who Did: The Only Problems That Money Can Solve Are Money Problems.

Most Of Our Diversions Do Not So Much Delay Death As Accustom Us To It.

The Hardest-learned Lesson: That People Have Only Their Kind Of Love To Give, Not Our Kind.