What Is The Soup Kitchen?

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

It's Traditional For An Heiress To Be Raised In A Sheltered Way. No One Thinks That's True Of Me, But It Actually Was.

[when A John Mccain Political Campaign Video That Used Her Image] That Wrinkly White-haired Guy Used Me In His Campaign Ad, Which Means I'm Running For President. So Thanks For The Endorsement White-haired Dude, And I Want America To Know I'm Like, Totally Ready To Lead.

All It Takes Is One Drink To Mess With The Way You Drive - It Clouds Your Judgment And Slows Your Reflexes. Don't Take Any Chances. It Just Isn't Worth It.

I Just Think That The Media Is Just Making Things Up. I Don't Really Pay Attention.