What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong.

The Ministry Of Fear That Won't Let You Live. The Ministry Of Grace That Doesn't Forgive.

Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Dove. Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Bat. It's A Stupid Thing To Do, But I Did It.

The Most Unbelievable Thing About My Behaviour Is That I Was Convinced It Was Entirely F**king Normal.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of Tv. It's An Unavoidable Situation Being Ozzy Osbourne, People Want You To Go On Chat Shows, And I'm Not Good At It. I Don't Feel Comfortable Doing It.