What A Terrible Era In Which Idiots

No Man's Pie Is Freed From His Ambitious Finger.

Life Is As Tedious As Twice-told Tale, Vexing The Dull Ear Of A Drowsy Man.

There's No More Faith In Thee Than In A Stewed Prune.

Maids Want Nothing But Husbands, And When They Have Them, They Want Everything.

War Is No Strife To The Dark House And The Detested Wife.