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As A Fiscal Conservative, I Think That Our Government Should Pay For Itself.

If A Liberal Political Philosophy Stands For Anything, And I Am No Longer Sure It Does, Then It Must Mean That We Are Committed To The Leveling Of The Playing Field For Everyone.

You Want To Balance The Budget In This Country? We Change The Salary Structure For Congress And The President. Every Year They Don't Balance The Budget, We Don't Pay Them.

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I'm A Nerd And You Bet I Love What I Do. I Am So Damn Good At It.