Well, I Never Got To Meet Jack

I Think I Would Have A Better Time Writing Films Rather Than Directing.

If I Couldn't Broadcast Baseball Games, I Think I Would Make A Good Impression On People.

Life Can Only Be Understood Backwards.

Guns Are Evil! And Very Little Good Comes From The Availability Of A Bullet Designed To Kill Human Beings!

I Technically Have Two Last Names, Which Is A Lot Of Fun When You're Making Airline Reservations.