Wearing A Hawaiian Shirt, You Don't Ever

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.

I Just Like The Little Mermaid Cartoon. Say What You Want. I Have A Fish Tank, It's A Long Story. I Have A Fascination With The Ocean, And You Put A Hot Chick In There, It Just Adds More To It! I Liked The Little Mermaid. It's A Cool Movie. It's One Of Those I Watch Over And Over Again.