We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.