We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The Knowledge Of Folly.

The Young Compliment Their Greatness On The Number Of Their Friends; The Old, On The Confidence Of Them.

Happiness Is Less Regulated By External Circumstances Than Inward Enjoyment. Whoever Is Happy In The Satisfaction Of Himself Feels Imperturbable Felicity; But He, Who Trusts Entirely To The World For The Disposition Of His Peace, Must Inevitably Participate [in] Many Privations And Disappointments.

I Don't Have Any Ego About It, But I Find There's Not A Great Work Ethic In Show Business. A Lot Of People Are In It To Make Money, And Coming From Stand-up, You Have To Work So Hard Because Almost Nothing Works, And If You Lose The Audience For Three Minutes, You're Dead.

I Like Doing A Funny Show Where I Don't Have To Act And Fall In Love With A Girl.