Watergate Left Washington A City Ravaged By

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People Seem To Enjoy Things More When They Know A Lot Of Other People Have Been Left Out Of The Pleasure.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

A Day Spent Praising The Earth And Lamenting Man's Pollutionist History Makes You Feel Like A Superior, Sensitive Soul.

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.