Vampires. They Wrote The Book On Possessive.

Softie Was Not A Word You Could Use In The Same Sentence As Eric.

Jason's Favorite Person In The Entire Universe Was Jason Stackhouse.

Don’t Go Looking For Trouble; It’s Already Looking For You.

I Had Never Seen So Many Cute Men In One Place In My Life. But I Could Tell They Were Not For Me. Russell Was Like The Gay Vampire Hugh Hefner, And This Was The Playboy Mansion, With An Emphasis On The "boy.

Only A Group Lack Of Imagination Could Account For People Not Wondering What Went On In The Dark Around Them.