Two Languages In One Brain? No One

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

I Just Play To Progressive Audiences. You Know, If They're Watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, That Kind Of Thing, "monty Python" Have Already Laid The Groundwork. They're Known Around The World. People Like That Kind Of Surrealist, Left-field Humor, And That's What I Do. And "saturday Night Live," A Lot Of American Humor. "the Simpsons," Above All, The Weird, Left-field Humor, Which I Love. And Sardonic. So That's All I'm Doing. I Find That Audience, And They're In Every Developed Country Around The World.

My Sexuality Is Straight Transvestite Or Male Lesbian. It Seems We Are Beyond The Idea That I Am Gay And Hiding It. If I Had To Describe How I Feel In My Head, I'd Say I'm A Complete Boy Plus Half A Girl. I Don't Seem To Have The Sixth Sense That Women Have Or Their Stronger Senses Of Taste And Smell. Gay Men Can Also Have It But Straight Men Don't.

We Stole Countries With The Cunning Use Of Flags. Just Sail Around The World And Stick A Flag In. "i Claim India For Britain!" They're Going "you Can't Claim Us, We Live Here! Five Hundred Million Of Us!" "do You Have A Flag …? "no..." "well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

Well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!