Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

That's The Oscars For Ya - You Remember Who Was Nominated, But You Don't Remember Who Won!

If Somebody Makes Me Laugh, I’m His Slave For Life.

I Decided Years Ago Not To Read Stories About Myself Anymore. Each One Is A Potential Minefield: Whatever It Says, You're Bound To Take It The Wrong Way. Why Do It If You Know It's Going To Make You Miserable?

When You Reach A Certain Age, You Have Fulfilled Your Childhood Dream And Whatever Your First Or Second Adulthood Led You To Do. Then You're In Your Third Adulthood, The One That Leads To The Grave, And You Ask Yourself, "what Will I Do Between Now And Then?" Instead Of Thinking In Terms Of Glamour, You Start Thinking In Terms Of Reform - Your Contribution To The World.

I Think The Essence Of Humor Has Not Changed. It's All About Surprise, Facilitating Follows. But The Context Of Humor Has Changed. Previously, The Jokes Were More Related To Current Issues, Political. Today People Make About Each Other Either Funny Or About People Like Kim Kardashian. It's Brutal. Everything Is So Much Vielschmutziger.