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I Am The Lorax. I Speak For The Trees. I Speak For The Trees For The Trees Have No Tongues.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Real Quite Lucky.

The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And I Quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.

Kid, You'll Move Mountains.