Today Is The Yesterday You Won't Remember

Read A Lot. Write A Lot. Have Fun.

Chickens Have An Uncanny Sense Of Direction.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.

If The English Had Deep-dish Pizza They Could Have Kept Their Empire.

I Went To College, But I Learned To Write By Reading - And Writing.