To The Uneducated, An A Is Just

If One Is To Be Called A Liar, One May As Well Make An Effort To Deserve The Name.

Hallo, Eeyore." "same To You, Pooh Bear, And Twice On Thursdays," Said Eeyore Gloomily. Before Pooh Could Say: 'why Thursdays?' Christopher Robin Began To Explain The Sad Story Of Eeyore's Lost House.

If The Person You Are Talking To Doesn't Appear To Be Listening, Be Patient. It May Simply Be That He Has A Small Piece Of Fluff In His Ear.

Halfway Down The Stairs, Is A Stair, Where I Sit. There Isn't Any, Other Stair, Quite Like, It. I'm Not At The Bottom, I'm Not At The Top; So This Is The Stair, Where, I Always, Stop. Halfway Up The Stairs, Isn't Up, And Isn't Down. It Isn't In The Nursery, It Isn't In The Town. And All Sorts Of Funny Thoughts, Run Round My Head: It Isn't Really Anywhere! It's Somewhere Else Instead!

A Pipe In The Mouth Makes It Clear That There Has Been No Mistake-you Are Undoubtedly A Man.