To Know How To Eat Well, One

Let The Progress Of The Meal Be Slow, For Dinner Is The Last Business Of The Day; And Let The Guests Conduct Themselves Like Travelers Due To Reach Their Destination Together.

When You Have Breakfasted Well And Fully, If You Will Drink A Big Cup Of Chocolate At The End You Will Have Digested The Whole Perfectly Three Hours Later, And You Will Still Be Able To Dine. Because Of My Scientific Enthusiasm And The Sheer Force Of My Eloquence I Have Persuaded A Number Of Ladies To Try This, Although They Were Convinced It Would Kill Them; They Have Always Found Themselves In Fine Shape Indeed, And Have Not Forgotten To Give The Professor His Rightful Due.

The Discovery Of A New Dish Confers More Happiness On Humanity, Than The Discovery Of A New Star.

La De Couverte D'un Mets Nouveau Fait Plus Pour Le Bonheur Du Genre Humain Que La De Couverte D'une E Toile. The Discoveryof A Newdish Doesmore For Thehappiness Of Mankind Than The Discovery Of A Star.

The Dyspeptic And The Drunkard Do Not Know How To Eat Or Drink.