To Jazz, Or Not To Jazz, There

If I Don’t Practice For A Day, I Know It. If I Don’t Practice For Two Days, The Critics Know It. And If I Don’t Practice For Three Days, The Public Knows It.

When I Was Young And Very Green, I Worte That Tune, Sister Kate, And Someone Said That's Fine, Let Me Publish It For You. I'll Give You Fifty Dollars. I Didn't Know Nothing About Papers, And Business, And I Sold It Outright.

Unless You Know What It Is I Ain't Never Going To Be Able To Explain It To You.

I Don't Get Involved In Politics. I Just Blow My Horn.

I Don't Let My Mouth Say Nothin' My Head Can't Stand.