To Boldly Go Where No One Has

Among Physicists, I'm Respected I Hope.

Time Travel May Be Possible, But It Is Not Practical.

When I Get To Heaven I'm Gonna Find The Guy In Charge Of The Weather And Kick His Rear.

Plagiarism Saves Time.

Thirty Years Ago I Was Diagnosed With Motor Neurone Disease, And Given Two And A Half Years To Live. I Have Always Wondered How They Could Be So Precise About The Half.