Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.