Time Wounds All Heels.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.