Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

That's One Of The Problems With Making Music Your Business, It Becomes A Business. You're No Longer Just This Kid Who Is A Fan And Going To See Every Show. I've Been In A Bar Every Night For The Last 15 Years. Going To See Bands For Me Is Work.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.