This Toast Feels Raw. Is It Safe

I Suppose I'll Have To Add The Force Of Gravity To My List Of Enemies.

If You Are Trying To Fool A Farsighted Or Dimwitted Person, A Veiled Facial Disguise Might Be Enough.

Once More, This Is Love: It Rings And You Open Up Unless It Looks Like An Ax Murderer.

Everyone Tells You It's All Right To Cry, But Not Enough People Say It's All Right If You Don't Want People To Know.

Of Course I'm Trying To Trick You! That's The Way Of The World, Baudelaires. Everyone Runs Around With Their Secrets And Their Schemes, Trying To Outwit Everyone Else.