This Is The Big One! You Hear

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have When You Work Your Way To The Top.