This Crazy Thing Called Love...

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

Austin Sounds A Little Bit Like Aston Martin, Which Is The Type Of Car James Bond Would Drive.

My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny Guy. He Was Silly. He Was My Inspiration.

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.

I've Been Frozen For 30 Years. I've Got To See If My Bits And Pieces Are Still Working.