There's So Many Examples Of Just How

I Think I Did Every Drug Known To Mankind, Smoked Crack, Boozed, Dropped Acid, You Name It.

I'm In Awe Of People Like Jerry Lee Lewis And Little Richard; They're Great Musicians And People. But I'm Most Starstruck By People In The Small Town Where I Live. Especially Single Dads, Like Me, Who Are Working Five Times As Hard To Raise Their Kids.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.

You Know, I Guess There's Enough Information Out There To Support That I'm A Crazy, Wild Dude And Rock And Roll And This, That And The Other. And There's Enough Information To Support That, You Know, I'm A Single Father, That, You Know, Has Been A Pretty Standup Guy In His Community And Pretty Private About That Stuff. But It's On Both Sides.