There's No Tyrant Like A Brain.

Experience Is A Dim Lamp, Which Only Lights The One Who Bears It.

Since Life Consists Of Madness Spiked With Lies, The Farther You Are From Each Other The More Lies You Can Put Into It And The Happier You'll Be. That's Only Natural And Normal. Truth Is Inedible.

An Unfamiliar City Is A Fine Thing. That's The Time And Place When You Can Suppose That All The People You Meet Are Nice. It's Dream Time.

Only A Complete Alcoholic Can Think Life Is Funny ... Any Life!.

All Great Innovations Are Built On Rejections.