There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.