There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.