There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove A Toothpick For Wedding Pictures.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Celebrate Groundhog Day Because You Believe In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.