There's A Little Spinal Tap In All

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.

She's Cool In Bed, As She Ought To Be, Cuz Ethyl's Dead.

Two Of The Guys That Were Honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison And Jimi Hendrix - Had Already Died At 27. And They Were Certainly Archangels In Our Group.

He Thinks About His Teacher In His Literary Class, He's Staring At Her Legs.

Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.