There Are Too Many Books. The Books

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

The Other Day I Read That Last Year 58 Million Tourists Came To New York ... Where A Puny Eight Million People Are Trying To Live. Unless They Own A Hotel Chain, I Don't Think A Single One Of These Eight Million People Are Happy About This.

I Always Liked People Who Are Older. Of Course, Every Year It Gets Harder To Find Them.

What's The Point Of Being Young If You're Not Going To Make New Things, I Wonder?

One [new York] Eatery Is A Remodeled Diner That Looks Like What Busby Berkeley Would Have Done If Only He Hadn't Had The Money.