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The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

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The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great Just Swells Up Inside You And Fills You With Joy.