The World's A Stage, And I Want

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

Give Me A Glazed Doughnut, And A Bottle Of Anything... To Go!

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!