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I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties