The Spectator Is A Dying Animal.

Being Drunk Is A Good Disguise. I Drink So I Can Talk To Assholes. This Includes Me.

Take An Indian Home To Lunch.

Whoever Controls The Media, Controls The Mind.

People Are Afraid Of Themselves, Of Their Own Reality; Their Feelings Most Of All. People Talk About How Great Love Is, But That's Bullshit. Love Hurts. Feelings Are Disturbing. People Are Taught That Pain Is Evil And Dangerous. How Can They Deal With Love If They're Afraid To Feel? Pain Is Meant To Wake Us Up. People Try To Hide Their Pain. But They're Wrong. Pain Is Something To Carry, Like A Radio. You Feel Your Strength In The Experience Of Pain. It's All In How You Carry It.

Some Of The Worst Mistakes Of My Life Have Been Haircuts.