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The Reason There Are Two Senators For Each State Is So That One Can Be The Designated Driver.
-Jay Leno
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The Reason There Are Two Senators For
Jay Leno
The Reason There Are Two Senators For Each State Is So That One Can Be The Designated Driver.
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