The Real Name For 'science' Is Magic.

I Am Not One Of These People Who Instantly Takes Umbrage When He's Corrected Or - I Love Being Corrected.

With The Internet, The Greatest Disseminator Of Bad Data And Bad Information The Universe Has Ever Known, It's Become Impossible To Trust Any News From Any Source At All, Because It's Filtered Through This Crazy Yenta Gossip Line. It's Impossible To Know Anything.

I Will Live To Piss In The Open Mouths Or The Open Graves Of My Enemies, Whichever Comes First.

They Change Scapegoats At The Networks More Regularly Than Some People Change Socks.

I Don't Mind You Thinking I'm Stupid, But Don't Talk To Me Like I'm Stupid.