The Other Night I Was Playing Twister

The Definition Of Adventure Depends Upon How Boring Your Life Is.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.

There Is Also A Beast, A Beast Of Strange Dimensions. He Has The Head Of A Horse And The Body Of A Man Who Needs A Lot Of Attention. He Represents Me In College: I Was A Dork-ataur.

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You