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We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.