The Only Crime I'm Guilty Of Is

I've Never Stabbed, Hurt, Killed, Stolen, Anything, But I Went To Jail For A Year. What Is That? My Pastor Said To Me The Fact That I'm Not Living Under A Bridge As A Crazy Woman, Talking To Myself, Is Amazing.

To Find A Prince, You Gotta Kiss Some Toads.

My Family Never Missed A Visit In Eight Months, Ever. I Cried Coming Out. I Didn't Cry Coming In. There's A Big Difference. I Believe That God Put Me There For A Reason, Incarceration Is Serious

I Was Falsely Arrested Twice, Slandered And Defamed.

I'd Go Down In History For Being The Most Revealing Nun Ever!