The Ones That Hurt The Most Always

Yes, I Suffer Terribly From Depression. I Have To Work At Being Happy, It's Not My Natural Instinct. My Natural Instinct Is, If Something Wonderful Happens, To Throw Water In My Own Face.

In Her Opinion, Alexander Graham Bell And Clarence Birdseye Are The Two Greatest Americans That Ever Lived Excluding Robert E. Lee. She Believes We Never Lost The War Between The States, That General Lee Thought General Grant Was The Butler And Just Naturally Handed Him His Sword.

I Believe In God, But I Don't Think You Have To Go Crazy To Prove It.

I Just Know There's An Albino Living In The Colored Quarters. I Can Feel It In My Bones.

Face It Girls. I'm Older And I Have More Insurance.