The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.