The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

I'm Sorry, I'm A Little Busy. Can I Ignore You Later?

Clutter Is What Happens To Things When They Become Useless But Friendly.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

There Are Times When You Just Get Down, You Feel Like Nobody Likes You. We're In High School Forever. It's Just What We Do With It.