The More I Practise, The Luckier I

The Harder I Practiced, The Luckier I Got.

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.

If You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

Everyone Wants To Be Known As A Great Striker Of The Ball For Some Reason. Nobody Wants To Be Called A Lucky, One-putting S.o.b.

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.