Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.