The Harder I Work, The Luckier I

Every Procedure For Getting A Cat To Take A Pill Works Fine - Once. Like The Borg, They Learn.

…we Were Born Vampires." "i Thought You Became –" "— Vampires By Being Bitten? Dear Me, No. Oh, We Can Turn People Into Vampires, It’s An Easy Technique, But What Would Be The Point? When You Eat… Now What Is It You Eat? Oh Yes, Chocolate… You Don’t Want To Turn It Into Another Agnes Nitt, Do You? Less Chocolate To Go Around." He Sighed. "oh Dear, Superstition, Superstition Everywhere We Turn.

Or -- And This She Knew Was A Far More Accurate Way Of Looking At It -- The Book Was True And Reality Was Lying.

When Much Is Taken, Something Is Returned.

I Can See We're Going To Get Along Like A House On Fire," Said Miss Tick. "there May Be No Survivors.