The Greatness Of A Man Is Only

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Was On Entourage Last Week Smoking A Bong And Making Out With Hookers And I Did Show Them That Before, Cause It Wasn't A Hard 'r' Cause A Lot Of People Are Watching That Show That They Know, Not My Little One - She's 12, But Very Sophisticated So It's An Unusual Case.

What I Have Now Are Good Problems Of Trying To Decide And What I Really Want To Do Is Good Work Next. My Phone's Ringing A Lot More And I've Got Nine Lines So When It Doesn't Ring, It's Very Frustrating.

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.