The Good That Men Do Lives After

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.

A Lot Of People Enjoy Being Dead. But They Are Not Dead, Really. They're Just Backing Away From Life.

I Think There Is One Smashing Rule: Never Face The Facts.

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.