The First Two Days Of A Vacation

The Three Horrors Of Modern Life - Talk Without Meaning, Desire Without Love, Work Without Satisfaction.

If Your Husband Expects You To Laugh, Do So; If He Expects You To Cry, Don't; If You Don't Know What He Expects, What Are You Doing Married?

Neurotics Expect You To Remember All The Things That They Tell You, And Many That They Don't.

We Are Seldom Happy With What We Now Have, But Would Go To Pieces If We Lost Any Part Of It.

It Is Always Safe To Tell People That They're Looking Wonderful.