The Father Of Waters Again Goes Unvexed

I Hold That If The Almighty Had Ever Made A Set Of Men That Should Do All The Eating And None Of The Work, He Would Have Made Them With Mouths Only And No Hands, And If He Had Ever Made Another Class That He Intended Should Do All The Work And None Of The Eating, He Would Have Made Them Without Mouths And With All Hands.

My Father Taught Me To Work, But Not To Love It. I Never Did Like To Work, And I Don't Deny It. I'd Rather Read, Tell Stories, Crack Jokes, Talk, Laugh -- Anything But Work.

My God! My God! What Will The Country Say?

Be Sure You Put Your Feet In The Right Place, Then Stand Firm.

Thus Let Bygones Be Bygones. Let Past Differences, As Nothing Be.